📲 The Payoff
Less than an hour later, my phone rang.
“Mom?” Lucas sounded amused. “Lila’s… upset.”
I stirred my tea.
“She had it coming,” he said gently. “I didn’t know she left you a bill. We’ve been talking about expectations. But Mom?”
“Yes, dear?”
“That was some invoice. You’re kind of a legend.”
I laughed. “I raised you, didn’t I?”
A week passed. Then, while I was gardening, my phone buzzed with a Venmo alert.
$40 from Lila
Caption: To settle my debt. Please don’t charge me interest.
That evening, I donated the money to the children’s hospital in Oliver’s name. Because real love isn’t petty—it’s patient, precise, and wrapped in a well-calculated invoice.